Why would I rather Facebook than hang out with friends?
Why do I blog, how will it benefit me if someone thinks that what I have to say is interesting?
Why do I only care what benefits me?
Why do I keep making "Why" statements, i.e. questions?
If I got punched in the face by someone I didnt respect, and I knew I could seriously beat them up, would I turn my other cheek?
Statement: I hate math.
Statement: Without passing math I wont be able to graduate college.
Statement: Is Mcdonalds hiring?
Statement: 1 cheeseburger + 1 cheeseburger = math I do enjoy.
If you woke up at 2:00am and I was hovering over you staring at you straight in the eyes would you think (a) James is a creeper or (b) James has pretty eyes?
If Jesus overturned tables in the temple, I wonder what He would do in America?
I should be in bed right now...but....im blogging.
Dang, I forgot my starbucks grande white chocolate mocha extra whip hold the shots double pump caramel frappe-latte, maybe I should blog another day.
If I was a huge black dude the first thing I would do is find me, punk me in front of my friends, and than steal my friends, because im pretty sure that they would think that I (as a big black dude) was cooler than me.
If I was a scrawny white dude I would....wait...dang.
I dabble in amateur hip hop.
I believe my mental capacity has reached a status of retardation, in other words, I am mentally retarded.
One time I told my Mom I remembered being in her womb. I totally was lying but I think she might have believed me.
Do I have goals? No, but I do have a dream. All I've ever wanted was for my picture to show up when you googled my name. Is that so much to ask? Apparently it is.
